[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: yeah. the phone system works. all right. hello, current tv land jacki schechner my bff -- >> yes, darling? >> stephanie: >> stephanie: we were texting yesterday and you were not feeling well and i was concerned about you and you were concerned about me because i am

a hot mess. i text chris last night, and i get a passive aggressive text back. >> she sent me an email at 10:30 thinking i was asleep and i would see her tomorrow and i caught her on her passive aggressive -- >> stephanie: and so he sent me a passive aggressive text back. >> good morning, everybody. president obama is going to address the nation in a little more from an hour now, and say the u.s. will do what it can to stop iran from getting a nuclear weapon. netenyahu has been pushing the president to draw a hard red line with tehran and president

obama wants to exhaust all non-military options first. the president will talk about embassies around the world and how the u.s. will bing justice to those who harm americans. >> romney: he said the developments in the middle east are bumps in the road. [ laughter ] >> romney: yeah that was my reaction. >> the obama campaign said romney is once again politicizing an international tragedy and taking the president's comments out of context. one romney remark that is tough to take in context is at a fund raiser over the weekend. his wife's plane had an electrical fire on board and had to make an emergency landing.

he said he doesn't understand why windows on planes didn't open, and thought that was dangerous. [ laughter ] >> you can't make this stuff up. we're back after the break. ♪ >> on tonight's show, suzanne somers is going to bench press me and sue simmons. just watching the episode, you'll lose ten pounds. [ train whistle blows ] [ ball hitting paddle ] [ orbit girl ] don't let food hang around. yeah! [ orbit trumpet ] clean it up with orbit! [ orbit glint ] fabulous! for a good clean feeling. ♪ eat, drink, chew orbit! ♪

>>i jump out of my skin at people when i'm upset. do you share the sense of outrage that they're doing this, this corruption based on corruption based on corruption. >>i think that's an understatement, eliot. u>> i'm not prone tot. understatement, so explain to me

why that is. i think the mob learned from wall st., not vice versa. [ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time feel good ♪ >> stephanie: i missed the instructions before. i'm supposed to say it's the "stephanie miller show." and then jim says what?

>> this hour the "stephanie miller show" is brought to you by -- >> we're all tired. >> stephanie would like to wish lisa todd a happy birthday. her hometown is so small, she may be her only fan there. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i told both of you i'm going to explode. it was hard enough to not say aretha franklin was coming to the show you don't believe who i just booked on the sexy liberal. [ applause ] >> since you are booking said celebrity -- >> stephanie: oh, my god, you know i have loose lips -- >> i know. >> stephanie: i literally i think i pooed myself. i can't say who. [ farting sounds ] >> you are so easily star

struck. >> stephanie: everybody will be. this is the dichotomy that is my life. i'm getting really nice emails from somebody really nice and you i'm getting passive aggressive notes at midnight. >> i was responding to a passive aggressive email from you. >> stephanie: you are a jerk -- stop it -- stop! you want to try this get in the ring. >> ann romney: stop it. this is hard you want to try it get in the ring. this is hard. >> stephanie: we should have drawn jim in. you bastard -- wait a minute, what did i do.

>> i'm glad you broke that cycle because i was in a bad mood. >> stephanie: apparently. >> ann romney had some excitement -- >> stephanie: yes, did you see arrow nautical mitt romney? >> you can't find any oxygen to get in the plane i don't know why the windows don't open. >> stephanie: what a dope -- >> first of all if you are going 500 miles an hour you are going to get sucked out -- >> planes haven't had planes that rolled down since the 1930s back when snoopy had on his scarf and goggles.

you know my point. you don't want to fight with my today. >> stephanie: you don't want to go there. >> planes are pressurized as well. >> stephanie: i hope you appreciate that i took the original shrapnel for you. >> in my opinion there is nothing sexier than being a liberal. four names come to mind. aisha tyler, stephanie miller john fugelsang, and hal sparks. the sexy liberal comedy tour. this is comedy news that you need to know new york. >> do it live. ♪ hot child in the city ♪ >> on saturday october 27th the sexy liberal comedy tour will perform live on stage at the world famous beacon theater.

it's progressive, it's sexy -- kind of like fdr in a thong -- okay. it's nothing like that. the stephanie miller sexy liberal comedy tour. october 27th live at the beacon theater. >> stephanie: wow! thank you tom hartman. fdr in a thong, he's a scamp. very, very exciting. speaking of excitement this saturday the big seattle sexy liberal. also a big name on celebrity panel. >> bill gates? >> stephanie: stop speculating. it is a surprise. you want to know the extra

excitement, west burrow baptist church is protesting us. won't that be fun. >> god hates that church. >> stephanie: yes, god hates the sexy liberal comedy tour. so we have to hire extra security. and i'm going to bring cream rinse. what was her name? i'm a helper. i'll bring her ovation cell therapy. she doesn't even have to go to ovation.com and type stephanie in the box. [ bell chimes ] >> stephanie: that's all i'm saying. almost sold out. guess who is going to be there? julie and ellie. birthday party. ellie is coming up. steph just got confirmation

long-time friend of the show ellie has booked a flight to come up to the seattle sexy liberal this saturday. would it be possible to let the paramount will call put her name on the ticket that way if i am hit by a flying fish at pike place on the way she can go on without me. that could happen. >> i don't think they toss whale sharks at pike place. >> no. >> stephanie: we're both very excited to see who the mystery guest will be. >> i don't think you can be beheaded by a mackerel. >> they throw those things

pretty hard. >> it may be an oh no, which is what you say when it's coming at your head. >> oh, no! [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: see what he did there. we have a big show by the way. rude pundit yesterday and today. very, very exciting. representative paul tonko, charlie pierce, and cecile richards. >> she has a big announcement. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: i have to keep that secret and who the celebrity guest for new york is. >> don't put it in front of the camera. >> stephanie: oh. >> you keep forgetting you are on television. >> stephanie: i know. right. that's the charm of it. >> have you really had that up on camera? >> i guess it's not a secret anymore. >> stephanie: oh boy.

[ wah wah ] >> stephanie: that's my loose lips sinking a ship again. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. you are just in a mood. don't even talk to me. would you like some fun facts. i -- [♪ fun-facts music ♪] >> stephanie: frequently when i am -- >> drunk. >> stephanie: that part goes without saying but when i'm watching my political cable news shows which i do. >> your current tv lineup. >> stephanie: thank you. and we're going to be prime time with jason. >> we are. >> stephanie: we're going to be doing debate stuff. >> we are. >> stephanie: we are like prime time of jason -- >> yeah but they are moving us down to the big studios. we're going to be on tv. >> stephanie: let's put on a show. in the afternoon? wow.

we'll be tired and . . . drunk. you know how right-wingers will throw things out that are -- >> false? >> stephanie: i was going to say bull [ censor bleep ]. >> oh, right. >> stephanie: national ememployment is worse than when president obama took over. this is simply not true. i love my graphs and charts. >> you are a regular ross perreault. >> stephanie: yeah. unemployment peaked in 2009 and it has much improved today. see that. >> i see that. >> stephanie: now look at that. look at the important things and not over here. stupid cameras. who said yes to this? [ laughter ] >> oh, god. >> stephanie: 17 minutes after the hour -- >> is it the hawk? >> yes, she is inviting the

hawk. >> will you provide the hamburgers and bourbon? >> that's pretty much what our show on current tv is going to be. >> stephanie: i wouldn't miss a minute of today's show because collectively we have had about 45 minutes of sleep. >> announcer: highbrow, low brow unibrow. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪

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♪ ♪ this is how we do it, la, la, la ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ does it like nobody does ♪ >> so that's how you do it. >> stephanie: yeah. ♪ we're hear to party, say -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ this is how we do it, la la, la, la ♪ >> stephanie: charlie pierce coming up at the bottom of the hour. >> so this is how we do it. >> stephanie: indeed. you forgot to tip your cup up. >> sit back your cup and throw your hands up. >> stephanie: exactly. cecile richards next hour with a

major announcement. >> that's right. [ explosion ] >> stephanie: i have an amazing announcement and i'm about ready to explode. >> the tv cameras might have made the announcement for you. [ wah wah ] >> stephanie: huge name on the mannel. it's not him. not trump. >> no. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: gawker brings us was an asparagus-sized eel doing in a man's butt? >> really? >> stephanie: the doctor -- these are some of our favorite stories ever since the vicor -- >> he fell on a potato while hanging curtains naked. >> yeah, that will happen. >> stephanie: okay. doctors at the hospital wouldn't

go into how an eel the size of a quote, decent size of asparagus became lodged in the backside of a patient, but it was extracted successfully. this is believed to be the first at the hospital which has seen his fair share of quote objects that have gotten stuck where they shouldn't be. [ applause ] >> i'm still instruct that the vicor thought it was appropriate to hang curtains -- >> stephanie: i don't think that's how the potato got there. how the eel got there, that's a whole other thing. >> here eely eely electrical firely. >> stephanie: hello, steph?

all right. your phone is -- >> stephanie: crap. >> stephanie: thank you. jim in new jersey you are on the "stephanie miller show." hello, jim. >> caller: hi how are you. my first thought was that truman capodi has specifics coming out of his eyes and bs coming out of his rare end. >> stephanie: uh-huh. as president obama said if he wants to start another war, he should say so. that's what he is saying. the president is not being tough enough on iran. hello, joe. >> caller: who things quickly. it was lincoln, i believe who said the role of government is simply to do for the people what the people by themselves cannot do alone. >> stephanie: right. >> uh-huh. >> caller: and the other thing i wanted to say was when you argue with a conservative, you can win the argument by just letting

them talk and there is a thing that says play a tape to the end, and when they talk about deportation, you say that is an interesting idea. how are we going to do that? we'll just do that. well are we going to arrest that at home? what do we do with the kids? you know. >> stephanie: according to mitt romney they are all going to magically self deport. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: that's one of the specifics currently coming out of our eyeballs. >> we have specifics coming out of our eyeballs. >> we have specifics coming out of our eyeballs. >> mmmmmmmm. >> stephanie: reince preibus. all right. jacki schechner is right. a little droopy dog, a little truman capodi. all right.

charlie pierce is next on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ >> ted nugent. to any sort of star then they complain when the actual ones are more democratic. >> stephanie: they're not (vo) jennifer granholm ... >>for every discouraged voter, there are ten angry ones taking action. trickle down does not work. in romney's world, cars get the elevator and the workers get the shaft. that is a whole bunch of bunk. the powerful may steal an election, but they can't steal democracy.

♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> i'm being cast on the role of bad girl oddly titillating. >> stephanie: this morning is getting weirder and weirder. >> how did the president find a phone booth in which to change into his obama man outfit. >> stephanie: for those of you listening on the radio, i'm sorry, because someone sent us a cardboard cutout of the

president dressed as super man. >> it's very large. >> stephanie: it is very large. okay. 34 minutes after the hour -- thank you whoever sent that. thanks. >> sure. >> stephanie: it's right here in captain america's underpants. it's tuesday -- there's only one man that understands, the author of video in america. ♪ pierce ♪ >> stephanie: charlie pierce political columnist for esquire.com. >> get your head out of there. you don't know where it has been. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: good morning charlie pierce. >> hello, all. how are we? >> we are all fine. >> we are all tired. >> and punchy. >> stephanie: and a little bit loopy. >> fine and then move on would be okay.

you are the only people you ask how are you and you get an actual answer. >> i have a thing with my knee. >> my back has been acting up. >> stephanie: i have floaters in my right eye. you wrote today if -- of course if we were to adopt ryan's giant brain budget we would have to pay to take the russians around the block in a cab. >> all of a sudden he is down in the florida talking about the president not spending enough in outer space. this is mr. the deficit is coming to eat your grandchildren, but that's okay. because we should still be going to the moon to keep the chinese from being space station there. they are going to build a toy

store there. and mitt romney is going to send all the work there. he is a remarkable guy, he is very capable of sending your job to china and making his money. >> stephanie: yeah exactly. love your headlines, scott brown will not be bullied by a girl from harvard. the only clips i saw was him bringing up her heritage over and over again. >> i think he's making a little bit of headway -- you know making her explain what she did for asbestos companies. it helped the asbestos workers, but you have to understand bankruptcy law to understand how it did that and you can't make a commercial out of that. the whole you make $350,000 to teach one course -- well he has

been to law school. he knows how law schoolworks. >> stephanie: exactly. >> that line of attack is completely dissident from the line he sold to the country for three years. and the whole thing is mom, the girl is picking on me. >> stephanie: that's what you say, his commercials are all about the smarty pants girl who is being mean to him. and you say it is a perfect miniature of the matchup of the mooks and the smart chick from harvard. >> yeah, there was a big turn around when the mayor of boston came out with a very very strong endorsement of elizabeth warren, which means a lot of get out to vote and union people showing up for support.

>> stephanie: you talk about the kind of people he has hired and the kind of campaign he is running. as you say this is a shrewd man who is incredibly thin skinned it is very likely he has offended himself against the pivotal figure he told everybody he was three years ago. >> and paul ryan has the same problem. these two guys have bought their own celebrity. >> stephanie: i'm serious. >> it says so right here in the newspaper. >> stephanie: exactly. warren has pulled ahead, but not by much, right? >> i think the poll average -- because there's a funky [ inaudible ] boston

harold poll which has scott brown ahead and that has brought the average down. i think she is probably closer to being ahead by three or four but it's extraordinarily fluid, and there are local factors that will play into it. john keerny is probably going to lose to an out-gay republican. >> stephanie: wow. >> his family was involved in this off-shore gambling thing, and it was the worst political scandal since the [ inaudible ]. that is in a part of the state that scott brown did very well on last time. >> stephanie: right. >> so he has reservoir of support he can really count on here and there. so i still think it's a two to three-point race. and were i a democratic

strategy, i would be on the democratic senate campaign committee saying, look don't write this race off. >> stephanie: right. right. right. i guess the political's latest obama opened up a national lead there 50-47. but i think as you say before that's not is the important headline. what is important is obama is picking up in florida and colorado for instance. >> yeah. it's the electoral count and the other problem is -- my lord 50 years from now, presidential historians are going to study the romney campaign. it's not possible to do more wrongs than have been done in the last couple of days. cold fusion? that was debunked 20 years ago. why don't the windows in the airplane open?

[ laughter ] >> stephanie: i know. >> because your head will reduce to the size of a peanut and you will get sucked out -- >> he had to be joking. i can't imagine that a harvard graduate wouldn't know -- >> we should give him a break because he was obviously so shook up about what happened to ann. he could have been joking, because he obviously doesn't know how to do that. his own punch line is i'll send your job to china. a guy walked into a bar, and he said hey i'm going to fire all of your asses! [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: nate silver still has a 75% chance of obama winning the electoral weigh up there. obama leads 50-46 in florida,

50-45 in colorado. and no republican has ever won the white house without ohio right? and obama has pulled ahead by i think seven in ohio? >> yeah, and of course the apropos of it we were talking about before is he has massive support in massachusetts. he has three of them -- he is going to win utah. but he could lose his home state by 25 points. >> stephanie: wow. >> which is unprecedented by the way. nobody has ever lost their home state by that much. >> stephanie: and michigan the polls and trees are not the right height. >> yes. he is going to win utah and that will be it. >> stephanie: the new national political poll, obama up 50-47,

but i love the pollster he said romney finds himself sliding in the wake of two events but the choice of his running mate and the republican national convention which was supposed to boost him, his unfavorable rating has picked up -- >> he has a 49% disapproval rating after running for president for seven years. >> stephanie: right. >> take a hint. there is a dynamic at play that you do not have to be nate silver to figure out. >> stephanie: yeah if they don't like this guy -- and that's the other thing. the president's favorable ratings going up and up. >> yeah, i'm not seeing it. unless barack obama shows up with i'm with frank marshall davis button on his lapel, i

have no idea how debates can turn this around. what can happen beyond an incredible gaffe unlike anything obama has done in his entire political career. >> stephanie: and he got so flustered and said he was dating michele bachmann -- >> wow. >> stephanie: sorry, that was a proud toian slip. >> yeah, i don't think he particularly sharpened up doing that. you'll forgive me someone is trying to call me on my other line. >> stephanie: it's got to be a bigger name than me. love you charlie pierce -- >> no, no no. it's probably nobody i want to talk to. >> stephanie: well, i was actually out of time.

>> oh okay. >> stephanie: love you charlie pierce. [ applause ] >> stephanie: right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> my opinion, you are nuts. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." in our nation's capital, around the country and around the globe. >>dc columnist and four time emmy winner bill press opens current's morning news block. >>we'll do our best to carry the flag from 6 to 9 every morning. >>liberal and proud of it.

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richards. >> stephanie: right. awesome. this hour brought to you by go to meeting. my listeners can try it free for 30 days. type in the promo code stephanie. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i don't know who sent us the giant life-sized cutout of president obama dressed as superman, but thank you. >> he is looming over you. >> stephanie: yeah. watching you. and we put something up hilarious -- who it is? >> stephanie: kate she is dressed up like road flair mary. >> stephanie: yes, we need to play the celebration song. let's go to linda in virginia. you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi linda. >> caller: hi how are you today? >> stephanie: good, go ahead.

>> caller: i wanted to talk to you about something that came out in mitt romney's taxes. he invested in a chinese oil company shanook. and this company has invested in iran. how can we have a president of the united states telling the people that he is going to get tough with china and iran when he actually invested in this. >> stephanie: i know. imagine what is in his actual tax returns from all of the time he was making this money at bain capital. this is stuff he was able to manipulate what he said earlier. so yeah, a lot more questions than answers. >> stephanie: all right. here is the jingle for this weekend. ♪ what huh-uh, i don't think so yes, he is i know ♪ ♪ yeah i know i know ♪

♪ liberals everywhere to celebrate momma's sexy tour, yeah ♪ ♪ momma's going to celebrate a birthday too steph's going to bring an instruction cake and meet and grope with you, come on now ♪ ♪ celebration ♪ ♪ seattle is going to celebrate and have a good time ♪ ♪ celebration ♪ ♪ sexy liberal celebrate and have a good time ♪ ♪ i can kiss ♪ ♪ y'all know what i'm talking about ♪ ♪ here's the party, par-tay ♪ >> stephanie: thank you girls. can i bring that as a carry on my life size president obama. >> no tsa will shoot you.

>> stephanie: queen bee in tennessee. >> caller: hi, y'all. >> hi queen bee. >> caller: hello sexy chris. >> i love you. >> stephanie: oh, boy. >> caller: yesterday i was mad as a hornet and i'm still not over it. i worked long and hard to get the title queen. ann romney cannot just dash in and take it. she needs to stop it! >> stephanie: that's right. you have earned your title. all right. the president on the campaign trail yesterday. >> obama: there's no bigger purpose in this country right now than making sure if people work hard they can get ahead. that's how we sent a man to the moon, and it's the central american idea. >> ecuador -- >> stephanie: the central idea in america.

>> i see. maybe just a little adjective placement. >> stephanie: we were talking to charlie pierce -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: the president has everywhere -- >> including central america. >> stephanie: wouldn't that be awesome if romney only won utah. >> it would be better if he lost utah. >> stephanie: join us. [♪ mysterious music ♪] >> stephanie: more swing state voters trust president obama to handle medicare than mitt romney. 50% of voters in 12 swing states trust obama to handle medicare. nationally obama has a 51-43% edge over mitt romney in that one. >> obama: the problem governor romney has is he seems to only have one note. tax cuts for the wealthy, and rolling back regulations as a

recipe for success. we tried that vigorously between 2001 and 2008 and it didn't work out so well. >> stephanie: liz bit in chicago you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, liz bit. >> caller: stephanie, how are you? >> stephanie: good, go ahead. >> caller: i am still paranoid that all of this super pac money is going to go in and people will say hey, we'll buy you a car if you vote for mitt romney. >> stephanie: i think that has been tried. >> i guess cross roads for america or whatever they are sponsoring $1.84 gasoline in iowa for people who register republican. >> stephanie: oh, wow. >> caller: opening windows in a plane, i thought that was a joke -- >> stephanie: yeah.

what it is snoeps.com -- >> snoeps.com. >> stephanie: the other one. oprah will give everyone a car. lynn in california you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, lynn. >> caller: good morning, how are you? >> stephanie: good, go ahead. >> caller: yesterday was the first day i watched your show and i think you are totally awesome. >> stephanie: oh, thank you. >> i have my 13 year old and 16 year old watching you. >> we are probably appropriate for the 16 year old, the 13 year old -- >> caller: he gets a kick out of it. he says romny is a dumb ass. i wanted to talk about the airplane thing, but he said no you already talked about that. so we're going with taxes. when my husband works overtime he pays 40% of his taxes.

and people want him to run the country? >> stephanie: did you hear him say i think that's fair. it's like what? and he said that is because like -- the job creators -- he is not creating jobs. >> not here. >> caller: exactly. he make $40,000 a year and my husband is paying 40% in taxes. >> stephanie: and this whole charity thing that doesn't count as your tax rate. it's like oh it's charity contribution -- >> you get more of a tax deduction, so therefore your percentage gets artificially inflated. >> but the charity is the mormon church. >> stephanie: yeah, it doesn't count as your tax rate is my point.

>> right. >> stephanie: 58 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ [♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: hello, current tv world. let's -- jacki give people a peak behind -- in your professional world are we talking about news related items in our off hours? no we're texting back and forth like high school seniors about who the big celebrity is. [ screaming ] >> and i'm not allowed to say

anything, right? >> stephanie: no. >> it's like you have a secret crush that i'm not allowed to share with anyone. >> you shared with her and not with me >> stephanie: screw you, you were too busy sending me nasty texts. and now we're trying to talk jacki into coming to new york. i'll buy you a seat and also my cardboard cutout of my president. >> i want to fly in a plane with the windows open. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i will take that happen for you. >> president obama has just wrapped up a speech before the un general assembly which he opened talking about chris stevens. he then went on to discuss the importance of protecting free speech, but never accepting violence as a solution to anger.

>> obama: at a time when anyone with a cell phone can spread offensive views around the world with a click of a button the notion that we can control the flow of information is obsolete. the question then is how do we respond? and on this, we must agree, there is no speech that justifies mindless violence. >> it was a strong powerful speech, we also spoke of iran syria, and the need to address tensions. he also said leaders need to speak out against violence. mitt romney campaign said his bus tour is going to give him a chance to talk more about

specifics. but his tax plan number just don't add up. if he wants the 20% tax cut across the board he is going to have to raise taxes on the middle class, there is no other way to do it. we're back with more stephanie after the break. watching the episode, you'll lose ten pounds. septic disasters are disgusting and costly, but avoidable. the rid-x septic subscriber program helps prevent backups by sending you monthly doses right to your door so you will never forget to maintain your system. sign up at rid-x.com.

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>>i jump out of my skin at people when i'm upset. do you share the sense of outrage that they're doing this, this corruption based on >>i think that's an understatement, eliot. u>> i'm not prone tot.

understatement, so explain to me why that is. i think the mob learned from wall st., not vice versa. [ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: uh-huh. oh, yeah. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome it to. six minutes after the hour, someone sent me a huge --

>> huge! >> -- cardboard cut out of president obama. speaking of huge you don't believe who i booked on panel -- [ explosion ] [ screaming ] >> pretty amazing. >> stephanie: right. right? >> it's cool. >> stephanie: thanks. speaking of cool we have a new promo. >> tom hartman here and in my opinion there is nothing sexier than being a liberal. four names come to find aisha tyler, john fugelsang, hal sparks, and stephanie miller. the sexy liberal comedy tour. new york this is comedy news that you need to know. they are coming to you live. >> do it live! ♪ hot child in the city ♪ >> the sexy liberal comedy tour will perform live on stage at the world famous beacon theater.

it is progressive, it's sexy kind ofs like fdr in a thong -- okay. it is nothing like that. that would be very very ugly. that's the stephanie miller sexy liberal comedy tour live at the beacon theater. sexyliberal.com. >> stephanie: yay! he is so silly. he needs to get some substance in his show he is so flushy. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: thank you everybody. bob writes steph my wife and i have tickets for new york we live in virginia. this just in from sexy liberal tour director rowland -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: right now you can call the hotel beacon to get rooms at a special rate.

mention the sexy liberal comedy tour when making reservations. >> stephanie: i put that information up on your facebook page. so people can get the number right there. >> stephanie: you are a good boy! >> i do my best. >> stephanie: and also the sexy liberal documentary, they are re-airing it a lot of times. in more than other channels air prison documentaries. [ applause ] >> stephanie: so it's good and sexier. >> yeah. >> stephanie: okay. all right. >> maybe you should do the show in a prison. >> stephanie: right. >> just to get on that other network. >> stephanie: me and aisha in a women's prison film. cecile richards coming up with a big announcement. >> that's right.

>> stephanie: all right. president obama was on "the view" with barbara walter. >> obama: i think america is so strong and we have so much going for us that we can survive a lot, and -- but the american people don't want to just survive. we want everybody to thrive. [ applause ] >> obama: we want folks to have a chance at the top. so who's policies are more likely to lead us to where we want to go. >> elizabeth hasselbeck was just sitting there seething. >> i hate you people! >> stephanie: robert gibbs. >> mitt romney has anned a van tenure because he has been through 20 of these debates in the primaries over last year. he bragged that he was declared the winner 16 of those debates,

so i think having been through this much more recently than president obama. i think he comes in with the advantage. >> he was debating, herman cain 999, and rick santorum oops. >> low bar. >> stephanie: if mitt romney has to drop out -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: -- because of what does peggy noonan call it, a rolling calamity. this guy may step in. robert san felipeo had a son, he struggled however, not so good apparently with the baseball -- >> i feel his pain. i was not an athletic boy at

all. i tried soccer for a year it didn't take. >> i liked soccer because i couldn't be accused by my dad of throwing like a girl. >> stephanie: i was on vacation with roland and he threw something into the ocean, and i was like give me that. [ applause ] >> you played softball. >> stephanie: of course i did. any way $50,000 of his own money. he recruited like it was big time, offered top of the line equipment, gawker says because you [ censor bleep ] [ censor bleep ] was too long to fit on the uniforms it was called the vengeance. the father was arrested on

tuesday. [ applause ] >> stephanie: it's a romney voter. yeah. let's go to rick in los angeles. you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, rick. >> caller: hey, steph -- [overlapping speakers] >> caller: i think the problem with romney, these are not gaffes that he is making. his real core personality is coming out, and what that is somebody who has been nurtured through the mormon church they revere males, and don't question them even at an early age. he is a rich kid who has always had his way. he has benefited from being supported by daddy all through his business career, and it is a really safe environment for somebody who is essentially a

sociopath to give. >> stephanie: yeah, i think of all of the disturbing things on the video that was one of the most disturbing. i inherited nothing. i did all of this by myself. >> stephanie: really your father ran a car company and you did all of this on your own. >> caller: yeah. people need to be aware that -- that this kind of thing happens, and, you know, people need help and not [ inaudible ] at a certain point. >> mitt romney was born on third base and thought he hit a triple. >> stephanie: mitt romney. >> romney: we're going to win. polls go up and down some weeks i'm ahead, some weeks i'm behind. >> stephanie: no, dude.

>> he is plucky. >> stephanie: he didn't seem that convinced did he? >> we're going to win. we're so screwed. you bet ya. we're -- we're going to win. >> romney: don't build these massive deficits that pass debt on to our kids. rebuild the foundation of america's strength with great homes, great schools, with entrepreneurship and innovation. >> stephanie: we're going to make government smaller. president leon is making it larger. >> we have specifics coming out of our eyeballs. i just pulled that out of my ass, specifics coming out of our

eyeballs. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: guess what paul ryan he hates ayn rand. >> never heard of her? >> there is a band called rush? i had no idea. >> stephanie: paul ryan i don't think of it like that. in his address to the atlas society, he called for privatizing social security, saying it was part of a broader fight of individualism versus collectism. he offered up his 2010 plan to replace social security with

vouchers. vouchers with wings. >> that wasn't me. >> stephanie: he frequently cites rand as one of his biggest influences. he has been careful since ascending to distance himself from her ideas, such as her atheism. like her view that all social welfare programs are tyrannical. right after being selected by romney, he told fox news, those novels i thought they were interesting, but her philosophy -- [ cuckoo clock chimes ] >> stephanie: what a wig nut. >> it's not her, it's me. >> stephanie: exactly. 17 minutes after the hour. kids go to meeting. that's how we do it here at the "stephanie miller show." >> we have a meeting scheduled

this weekend while you were in seattle. >> stephanie: yes. because if you have been watching this morning, he called me a whore and sent me a passive aggressive text at midnight. >> you were passive aggressive first. >> stephanie: in fact, i wish the video quality doesn't so clear so i didn't have to look at you. go to meeting the way to avoid your coworkers who irritate us to no end. and this go to webinar. you can conduct online events for up to a thousand people. how about that? you can hold as many per month as you would like. i may do the sexy liberal tour this way next year from my desk with a box of wine.

>> especially for those dry theaters you encounter from time to time. >> stephanie: exactly. there is interactive features like q&a. it is easy to set up no it support needed. it's not like this show where something breaks every day. it's simple go to webinar, check it out. start your free 30-day trial today, click on the try it free button. 19 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> that laughter sounds like the result of misbehavior. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪

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>> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ child the black, the child is white, the whole world looks upon the sky ♪ ♪ a beautiful sight ♪ >> stephanie: get it. get it. yeah. 23 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. look everybody it's jan in amherst. hi, jan. >> caller: hi, guys. you don't mind if i congratulate you just now. you're dancing in the end zone like the election has already happened. >> stephanie: no we're not. >> we have debates that are going to come up. i would like to see obama off of the prompter. >> i would like to see romney off of the prompter. he never goes off of the

teleprompter. >> stephanie: yes, he does and that's when he makes his gaffes. >> caller: and i'm going to double down -- >> stephanie: so you think mitt romney's hugely likable personality is only going to spring out during the debates. >> caller: i'm not saying he is a great campaigner, because he isn't. it's obvious. but when they go head to head -- i'm going to make a prediction if i may -- >> stephanie: john has been wrong about everything he has ever predicted on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: no but he is the worst candidate. my prediction is this i believe personally -- and let me just finish my point, that barack obama has had nothing but the wind at his back since he has been president --

>> stephanie: oh yeah he has encountered so much opposition -- >> caller: wait. wait. a leader is supposed to make people think that they can lead -- [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: you are right, john it has been the most helpful congress in the history. >> caller: wait. >> stephanie: after you, no you first -- >> oh, no you first. thank you. >> caller: thank you. i'm going to predict that obama is going to lose and once it is apparent he is going to lose. he is going to lose his mind. this man is a narcissist -- >> stephanie: oh there is your angry black man -- >> caller: steph. how do you see narcissist has a racist? >> stephanie: what? >> you said he was going to lose it -- >> what evidence do you have

that he is going to lose his mind? [♪ mysterious music ♪] >> caller: when this man has ever phased adversity in his entire life -- >> stephanie: his relatives live in huts. what are you talking about -- >> caller: he has always been propped up and given this -- >> stephanie: they just give you the job as the head of the harvard law review -- >> caller: listen would it be a really, really big issue just to see his papers -- >> stephanie: oh, for the love of god, john really? >> caller: i suppose i'm a racist too, right? >> stephanie: well i said you were racist when you said the mortgage crisis was caused by --

>> a roomful of black men. >> stephanie: i have a girl for you. her name is road flair mary in chicago. you want to meet her. >> caller: come on let me make my point. he is going to lose his mind you watch. he has no friends. >> stephanie: if i were you -- you have been right so much, i would place a bet on it -- >> caller: steph this is a big prediction. this guy has no friends, none -- >> he has a beautiful family leaving wife and two daughters who love him -- >> caller: let's see what happens. again, you guys are great. >> stephanie: all right. thank you, john. >> he is going to lose his mind. >> stephanie: because in case he hasn't noticed he is black. >> like those people do. >> stephanie: angry black man.

[♪ mysterious music ♪] >> stephanie: oh oh oh oh -- >> oh, my goodness he is black. >> stephanie: i have missed john. let's go to lee in los angeles. hi, lee. >> caller: hi stephanie and mooks. [ inaudible ] he say he would like to see obama's papers from harvard. didn't mitt romney go to harvard? >> yes. >> caller: yes, he did. why didn't he ask for mitt romney's papers. >> stephanie: because if case you haven't noticed, he is white. >> caller: exactly. mitt romney has been on the campaign trail talking about how he be tough on china. >> stephanie: yeah other than sending all of his money over there, other than that he means -- >> right. >> stephanie: 29 minutes after the hour.

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[ ♪ music ♪ ] >> maybe -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. . >> -- will be the key to putting the key in anarchy. >> stephanie: yeah. mary says ann romney reminds her of faye dunaway in "mommy dearest." >> tear down that bitch of a

barron wall and put a window where it ought to be! >> on an airplane so i can roll it down. >> stephanie: exactly. >> ann romney: stop it. >> stephanie: exactly. >> ann romney: stop it. >> stephanie: no. mitt ins. >> romney: we do provide care for people who don't have insurance. if someone has a heart attack they don't just sit in their apartment and die, we pick them up and give them care, and different states have different ways of providing for that care. >> stephanie: but wait back in 2010. >> romney: it doesn't make a lot of sense for us to have millions and millions of people who go to the emergency room for care particularly if they have means to have insurance.

>> stephanie: right. so there would be personal responsibility -- right? good idea. [ applause ] >> stephanie: that was just two years ago. >> that wasn't me. that was ritt momney. >> stephanie: paul ryan is getting a little whiny he said i think that's what conservatives do by nature. i think that's the nature of conservative punditry to kind of complain about imperfection they may see. and he said his very selection of me as his running mate the guy with all of the specifics -- >> we have specifics coming out of our eyeballs --

>> i have ideas coming out of my ass. here comes another one now. [ farting sounds ] >> stephanie: any way it shows you very clearly mitt romney is not afraid of taking big decisions. you were a big tough decision yes, you were. >> i decided to open the window on an airplane at 30,000 feet. >> didn't they try to do that on airplane. >> i think you are thinking of william shatner on twilight zone. >> stephanie: john in amherst who did once say the mortgage crisis was caused by -- >> a room full of black guys. >> stephanie: a woman in texas says a person who appears to support mitt romney vandalized

her obama yard sign with racist message. the backside of the sign was written romney and ryan, white and anti-gay. republicans rule. >> did you see what was said yesterday. i don't think we should repeal don't ask don't tell. [ wah wah ] >> stephanie: new study by the advantage project voter id requirements could disenfranchise choice at least 10 million hispanic citizens. the number is bound to swell as new efforts to limit voting are implemented. >> stephanie: i'm reading these stories over and over of people

that are so offended because they have a hispanic surname that they are suddenly being questioned for the first time. leonard skynard has renounced the -- >> renounced. >> stephanie: leonard skynard is not bothered by water gate but now they are renouncing the civil flag and will cease using it at in upcoming concerts. >> stephanie: he is the only remaining original member is. who knows what the original

members of led zeppelin -- >> stephanie: led zeppelin. >> leonard skynard. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: so this didn't sit well with some of the fans. who have taken to the comment section. >> get a rope. >> stephanie: good luck with your next release, sweet home massachusetts. i'm sure it will climb the charts in yankeeland. they should have taken a name like obama politically correct sell your soul and -- something. maybe they can hit the road with neil young now. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: maybe those southern men do need him around. >> i don't think so. >> stephanie: eric stonestreet from modern family -- >> and from your game show. >> stephanie: yes. he jokes with e about the

reports he is dating tharon. he said i wish people would stop spreading those rumors it is starting to make hally barry jealous. >> that's funny. [ applause ] >> stephanie: me and jody foster were spotted at the grove. >> i walked right past jodie foster and the australian actor -- >> mel gibson? >> no, the other one. well, it doesn't matter i saw a picture in "people" magazine or something, that that was them -- >> stephanie: uh-huh sure. >> god. i'm losing my mind. >> yeah, we probably should

haven't attempted this today. >> stephanie: we should have canceled ourselves today. jim you could have been a helper -- how do you say this [ inaudible ]. she has a wardrobe malfunction. >> oh, that's terrible. let me help you with that. >> stephanie: jim that would have been awful. >> yeah. >> you think if you spend that much on a dress it would stay together. >> yeah. >> just me, i look for value -- >> in a dress? >> in a dress. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: this is tragic news matt lower may be asked to take a significant pay cut if ratings continue to decline. i would be happy to do it for half of that.

>> i think we're sucking his viewership here on the west coast. >> stephanie: i think so. sorry, matt. sucks to be you. ♪ nah, nah, nah, nah ♪ >> he is not currying any favor with people these days -- >> hey, look at that. [ applause ] >> stephanie: okay. you know what this could be me in a second if i don't show a little more gratitude. happy day's aaron mirand is homeless after being thrown out of the trailer park she was sharing with her mother-in-law. she and her husband who work in the garden center of an indiana wal-mart were living with his mom -- [ wah wah ] >> stephanie: she was so perky. >> did i tell you a few months ago i went to a pool party at

her childhood home. >> stephanie: that is really random. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: sharon in wisconsin. you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: hey. >> stephanie: hi. >> caller: hey y'all. my brother-in-law divorced my sister for a texas/colorado [ inaudible ] my poor little nephew had to go visit at the compound they live in. we said what did you do there? he said the women are not allowed to question the men. and at night all of these homeless people came in, and they had weapons in their bags, and they taught me how to use

them and how to change my social security number and stuff. he still talks about it today that he knows all kinds of things just from staying there a week, how to break in to people. by day they study the bible and tell people they are saved, but by night they sit around and tell stories and teach each other. >> stephanie: as you know i'm a promise keeper. >> in the movie "airplane" somebody turned on their personal fan and it blew everybody. >> stephanie: that's what it was

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♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ fight the power, fight the power, fight the power ♪ ♪ we got to fight the power that be ♪ >> stephanie: nobody puts barack in the corner. you made me throw the cutout away. >> yes, we share this studio with other people. >> stephanie: kids i ran into cecile richards at the planned parenthood party at the dnc, and it is like looking directly into

the sun, she is so stunning. good morning cecile richards. >> good morning, stephanie. >> stephanie: you have a very exciting announcement. >> yes we just announced expansion of our program working with youth. and it's a very inspiring day. >> stephanie: the clinton global initiative is always so amazing. tell us what your program is exactly. >> well we work with planned parenthood in both latin america and africa to train young people and sexual health issues be able to get sex education, contraceptives, prevent the spread of disease and as part of the initiative today, we have announcing we are going to expand this program in both of those continents and increase the connection between young people in the united states as

well as young people in africa and latin america working on global health issues and there's no place better to do it. i just came from a panel that was just mind blowing. and planned parenthood is just really thrilled to be part of it. >> stephanie: interesting that obama's campaign slogan is forward, isn't it? when you think of how regressive truly a lot of these policies that republicans are proposing around the country, you must feel like really i have to fight this battle again >> that's what i keep hearing across the country. that we're actually arguing these things. it is kind of a little bit unbelievable, that we have this incredible global initiative to expand access to women and young people to get information, and yet somehow the u.s. congress

wants to relitigate these same issues. >> stephanie: speaking of exciting things bill clinton did he tease a little bit about a hilary clinton run for presidency? >> i missed that, but very possible. a lot of love for we entire clinton family here. and it just shines through. i think president clinton's commitment to global issues and as you say, i think president obama's commitment to moving forward is literally permeating i think this entire event. very exciting. >> stephanie: he says she is going to take time write a book and then she might run. i would be thrilled if hilary ran for president. >> i think what we're seeing in this election, the power to women, and power for women to vote and planned parenthood, the explosion in women's involvement and understanding

that women's health issues are not second tier issues they are fundamental issues if secretary of state clinton decided she wanted to have a political future there is a lot of support here and around the world. >> stephanie: among professional friends and personal circle, i don't think i have ever seen women so angry, whether it's the transvaginal probes or some of the rhetoric of todd akins out there. >> it is interesting. i think yes there is huge motivation out there. i was pleasantly surprised, i was down in charlotte for the democratic national convention and i felt like every time issues were raised, access to

health care, these issues somehow seemed to be on the ballot -- every time those issues were raised the enthusiasm among men and woman was overwhelming. so we are definitely not a second class citizen in this election, and women will determine this election. >> stephanie: i loved lilly ledbetter at the convention. >> oh terrific. i think -- i think this is -- for and it's interesting that the issues that i think mr. romney are social issues. these are basic economic issues. you are talk about equal pay? they understand that. and access to birth control has been -- for some reason mr. ryan was saying on day one they would get rid of insurance for birth

control, 99% of women in this country actually use birth control, and for them it is an economic issue. we're looking at two different profiles of tickets, and mr. romney and mr. ryan who seem to want to move us back to the 1950s. >> stephanie: i think i told you the story, that i once got to sit on the floor of a living room, listening to your mom speak. we were gathered like a bunch of laboratory puppies. and then i had to stand next to you and aisha tyler at the party -- and in spite of shattering my self-esteem -- >> oh, it is a very exciting

day. there is nothing my mother would have loved to read more than the opening to richards on broadway. >> stephanie: well it is just a thrill to talk to you and thank you so much for breaking the news here. >> okay. have a good day. >> she is so awesome. >> stephanie: we have all of the awesome women on our side. ha ha, ann romney. >> ann romney: stop it. >> is it rise to piss off 53% of the electorate if you are trying to win. >> ann romney: stop it. >> stephanie: no. >> ann romney: stop it. >> stephanie: no. you can't make me [ screeching ] [ laughter ] >> stephanie: milly in california. you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: good morning. i was at a training for obama for america, and the young man who was doing the training was a

high school student from drake. he was 16 years old, started campaigning for obama in 2004 at age 12. >> wow. >> stephanie: wow. >> my point is when you say 13 year olds shouldn't listen to your show, i don't care how they get involved. >> stephanie: all right. we were a little on the fence about the 13 -- >> stephanie: but that is kind of your sweet spot. think potty humor -- [ farting sounds ] >> stephanie: yeah, actually they are a little too mature for me. hump days with hal sparks tomorrow. and hotel beacon, you can call if you need a room, and get tickets. i would like to thank chris lavoie -- eh -- >> hey!

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